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Gay marriage is so easy a subject that simply arguing for it feels like a strawman contest. The state recognizes a lifelong commitment of companionship, fidelity and asset commingling as a contract, nothing more romantic or mysterious than that.

The state allows two adults of different sexes to enter into this sort contract, but not two adults of the same sex. Why? With the same logic, shouldn't the state prohibit gay men from entering into employment contracts?

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