Sentences that have never been written before

(The only other rule is that they must at least appear coherent:)

"People without mouths prefer Pepsi to Coke."

"This afternoon I watched three different movies in four different cities; all new releases."

"I did my first Google search in 1970, so this was about 8 years from now."


Hopefully the outrage over Bank of America issuing credit cards to customers without valid Social Security numbers will pass. Until then, all I can add to the rattletrap of national dialogue is this: voluntary exchange. Private citizen A chooses to lend Private citizen B money, and they agree on the terms. How is this a national security matter?